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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6892 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 6956 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 |
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