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TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4544
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	1557
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Crops Grown:	6568	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5746
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	543	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!