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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5477 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 659999 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.
join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.
plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.
so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.
