🍆💦Opening Pokemon Minecraft Servers

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	2509
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	605
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1895	Vanishing Items Found:	3

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CircaCraft Minecraft Server

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Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6103	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	9010	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3