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Welcome to Desolate Lands, an MMORPG where you battle dangerous monsters, learn powerful abilities, explore the expansive world, and fight against other players in an epic battle for domination.
We just released a major update, including a custom new clan system, dungeon, treasure hunts, and the ability to build your own custom island! See the bottom of this post for more information.
Here’s a few cool features the server has:
Quests
We created a completely new, revamped Quest System which has amazing new features like quest choices, cutscenes, option rewards, escort quests and much, much more. There are plenty of quests to enjoy, all the way from Level 0 to Level 150.
Clans
We just released a custom new clan system, including the ability to level up your clan from gameplay, create custom ranks, unlock clan perks, and create your own Clan Island far off at sea. Build your epic home and defend your island at night from dangerous monsters of the sea!
Bosses
Powerful, dangerous bosses of all sorts reside all across the world. Whether it’s in a dark cave to the side of a mountain, or the top of a gigantic tree, bosses can show up at any time, any where- even when you least expect it.
Dynamic Gameplay
The world is extremely dynamic, and changes based on day, night, or even the weather. Enemies with all kinds of abilities can appear at night to devastate unprepared explorers. And within the haunting rain, terrifying bosses may hunt you if you venture too far. However, daylight is not something to completely desire- different monsters will come for you in the day, too.
Classes
The classes system may seem traditional at first- the typical Mage, Archer, Rogue, and Warrior. However, once you reach Level 30, classes branch to different options to suit your desired play-style. Whether it’s becoming a powerful crossbowman, or an evil necromancer, you decide how you play.
Items
Explore the vast world to find all sorts of items. All items have randomized stat values to keep the experience unique. You can find all kinds of items, from Common to Legendary, gaining incredible effects the further up you go, including powerful Set Effects!
To learn more, visit the website or simply dive in to the server:
IP: play.desolatelands.comWebsite: www.desolatelands.com
If you’d like some information on what’s new in the Conquest Update, read below:
The Conquest Update is finally here! This update includes an enormous amount of content and revamps for you to enjoy.
Scroll down to see some of the cool features coming in the Conquest Update:
New Systems – Clans & Parties
Create and upgrade your own Clan with a completely new and customized system. You’ll be able to define your own custom ranks, make allies and enemies, unlock powerful clan perks, and much more. Gain clan honor to level up your clan and dominate the Clan Leaderboard. No need to worry about breaking clan loyalties – you’ll still be able to team up with anyone, anytime using the new party system!
Party Quest – Hayesbury Defense
The town was saved from a strange curse and its people rescued, but the fight is not over just yet. War has come to the town of Hayesbury and hope is dwindling as Rex’s Army marches to finish off the townspeople once and for all. This is a repeatable Party Quest, with incredible rewards based on how successful you are at defending the town. Gather a group of adventurers to make your final stand with Hayesbury against the greatest threat it’s ever faced!
Build your own Clan Island
With a powerful new clan system comes an even crazier feature: Clan Islands! You’ll finally be able to build on Desolate Lands alongside your clan in an expandable island, far off at sea. Purchase all kinds of blocks, plants, and special items to use in your custom island. Show off your world-renowned treasures in item frames and armor stands. But don’t feel too safe in your new home – who knows what lurks in the sea when night falls..
New Class – Necromancer
A powerful new Mage subclass has arrived, the Necromancer! Gain control of dark, ancient magic and command the Undead to devastate your enemies. This class combines a unique playstyle along with powerful summons from a new and upgraded system. Class switches will be free on the day of release, so don’t miss out on your chance to play this awesome class!
New Dungeon – Sunken Halls
Explore the Sunken Halls, a new Tier 2 dungeon entered through the Pirate’s Bay. This massive dungeon covers a level range of 50-70, but conquering the Sunken Halls is no easy task. Solve puzzles, explore a deadly maze, and battle the powerful Dungeon Boss for amazing rewards. This dungeon is full of secrets, including the components of a new fishing rod and strange references to a future area..
New Event – Treasure Hunts
Every two hours, global treasure hunts will occur on Desolate Lands. Using cryptic clues, explore the expansive world searching for ancient treasure. Complete Easy, Medium, or Hard hunts, gaining incredible rewards as the difficulty increases. Collect the new Treasure Hunter set or gain all kinds of rarities, including valuable blocks for your Clan Island!
New Town – Lerwick
Explore the new town of Lerwick in the Alta Forest and conquer a new questline. Certain quests, especially in lower levels, will now reward special gear sets to help you on your journey. Other builds in the Plains area have been revamped, including a massive overhaul of the area near the Forgotten Palace. Within these new quests, you may encounter a familiar enemy from long, long ago..
New System – Staked Duels
Risk your honor or items against other players in a fierce one-on-one battle to the death. Customize your fight with options such as potions and mana crystals. And with the brand new King Rank, gain access to special dueling options, including skill damage and cooldown reduction!
Corruption Arrives Once Again..
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We’ll let you figure out that last bit. The Conquest Update contains way too much content to explain in a single post, but we hope that we’ve highlighted the main features well. Other cool things coming include a huge Rogue class revamp, clan flags & skills, new Elite Bosses, the King rank, and a new set effect system. Significant game balancing and quality of life changes have also been implemented. We hope you’re as excited for the Conquest Update as we are!
View the original trailer here
play.desolatelands.com
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.
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Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!
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| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
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| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Reset | Never has and never will reset |
| IP | thestonedgolem.live |
| Bedrock IP | thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 |
| Links | DiscordDynmap |
| Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP? | A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more. |
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| Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server? | A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations. |
| Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG? | A: You can get crate keys by voting. |
| Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off? | A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off. |
| Q: How does the claims system work? | A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims. |
| Q: What is the graveyard system on the server? | A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining. |
| Q: How can I teleport on the server? | A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier. |
Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.
But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.
And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.
But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!