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/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

CoC_Crafters Minecraft SMP

bigotry problem, CoC_Crafters, CoCs, community guidelines, controversy, Deception, dishonesty, false claims, FOSS projects, free software, Hypocrisy, lying.., m+, Manipulation, microsoft, Minecraft, open source, skepticism, smp, Software Development, tech industry, trustworthiness, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5255	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by Microsoft in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against their CoCs and ridiculous rules! We believe in the freedom to build and create without being told what to do by a giant corporation.

Join us and be a part of the resistance against Microsoft’s tyranny in the virtual world. Build insane structures, create wacky contraptions, and unleash your creativity without fear of being censored by the overlords at Microsoft.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s been hiding diamonds all over the map for players to find. Will you be the lucky one to uncover his hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us and stick it to the man in the most fun and hilarious way possible. Who knew fighting against corporate greed could be this entertaining?

4ChanNoMore Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4ChanNoMore, activism, Alternative, ANONYMOUS, Cancer, Censorship, cloudflare, free software, G.., IceCat, internet, JavaScript, LibreJS, Minecraft, non-free, Online Community, open source, privacy, Richard Stallman, SECURITY, smp, Technology, Tor

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being blocked from accessing your favorite 4chan boards because of pesky cloudflare and LibreJS? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help save Richard Stallman from his fictional battle with cancer by using only free js and avoiding cloudflare at all costs. Plus, who needs 4chan when you can build epic structures and fight off creepers with your fellow players? Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

GaymingCraft Server

Community, Competition, console, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gayming, GaymingCraft, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, linux, multiplayer, ONLINE, open source, PC, Server, Support, Technology, Thread, video games, virtual world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush!

Join us on our Linux gayming thread for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant hot dog. But instead of getting mad, everyone on the server joined in on the fun and turned their houses into condiments. The result? The most epic hot dog party Minecraft has ever seen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs dressed as unicorns, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Linux gayming thread today and let the craziness begin!

UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

Community, core tenet, debugging, Development, Evolution, History, Ideology, innovation, Legacy, linux, open source, operating system, philosophy, Principles, programming, software, System Administration, Technology, Troubleshooting, Unix, UnixAndLinuxSMP, WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	2914
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?). Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “TNT Tag Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance-offs” where players can win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And don’t even get us started on our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of llamas while shooting fireballs from your hands.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

ChromiumCraft SMP: UnGoogled Edition

browser forks, browser privacy, Browser security, chromium, ChromiumCraft, Data Protection, digital privacy, Edition, GOOGLE, Information Security, internet browsing, internet privacy, online privacy, open source, privacy, privacy-focused, SECURITY, smp, software, Tech News, Technology, ungoogled, Ungoogled Chromium, web browser

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GnomeToolkitGimped – Minecraft SMP

computer software, creative software, Customization, debian, Design Tools, Development, digital art, fedora, Gimp, Gnome, GnomeToolkitGimped, Graphic design, image editing, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, smp, software, Technology, toolkit, ubuntu, user interface

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the GIMP toolkit conspiracy – it’s actually a cover-up for a secret society of gnome warriors who are fighting against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and plenty of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so wacky and weird?

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

CarbonCraft: Eco-Friendly Cloud Scheduler

#sustainability, carbon footprint, CarbonCraft, cloud, cloud computing, data centers, EcoFriendly, efficiency, energy consumption, environmental impact, green computing, innovation, machine learning, models, open source, Optimization, package, Predictive.., Reduce, renewable energy, scheduler, Scheduling, software, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	6628

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem open-source packages dat will make ur carbon footprint look like a tiny ant. we be reducin’ dat carbon footprint of dem machine learning models like it’s nothin’ with our predictive cloud computin’ schedulin’.

we got dem servers runnin’ so fast, it’s like lightning strikin’ twice in the same spot. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see how efficient we are at makin’ dem models eco-friendly. join us now and be a part of somethin’ truly outta this world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Copyright, CuckCraft, discovery, gpl, Hardware, hardware design, innovation, intellectual property, License, licensing agreements, Minecraft, open source, Patents, Prevent, research protection, scientific advancements, scientific knowledge, scientific papers, scientific research, Server, Technology, technology development, technology transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

BlockyBDSMHideaway

BlockyBDSMHideaway, desire, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden, kink, odd, peculiar, Personal, Private, quirky, regret, secret, shame, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3659	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to let your kinks and fetishes run wild! Whether you’re into pixelated BDSM dungeons or have a weird obsession with crafting pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

BridgeBattle Minecraft Server

ATACMS missiles, Attack, Black sea, BridgeBattle, claimed attack, Conflict, Crimea, Crimean Bridge, Defense, eastern europe, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, missile defense, missile strike, nato, russia, russians, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4178	Star Shards Collected:	80
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than the crimean bridge when it got attacked by 12 atacms missiles. u wanna see some crazy sh*t? come build ur own bridge and see if it can withstand our epic explosions. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a bridge out of nothing but dirt and tears. join now for the most explosive experience of ur life.

CraftyKremlinPeace

Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinPeace, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, government relations, international relations, Kremlin ally, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political allies, regional stability, russia, scuffle, Ukraine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!

RenaissanceFestCraft

art, Artisans, celebration, costumes, Cultural, Dance, Entertainment, fair, FESTIVAL, historical, History, jousting, Medieval, Music, Performers, Period, reenactment, Renaissance, renaissance fair, RenaissanceFestCraft, tradition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	216320	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

CraftyHappinessMC

Crafty, CraftyHappinessMC, creative activities, creative expression, creative hobbies, emotional well being, feel better, getting creative, happier, Happiness, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, Painting, PEERS, positive effects, self-care, Sewing, stress relief, study, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

Adventure, bedrock, Chill, Community, Cracked, Friends, Join, Minecraft, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, success, Vanilla, Whitelist, WILDER, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	948369
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Player Types	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is entirely vanilla.

Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	975
Farms Harvested:	336	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

ExCraft Family Drama

amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3628	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!