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Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
/fgog/ – Minecraft SMP Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for the Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards like 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, 3 Golden Apples, and even a Beast’s Footprint! And don’t forget about the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event where you can hang out with Haruki Ishiya, Ayako Kawasumi, and Mayu Mineda while scoring some sweet loot!But wait, there’s more! Celebrate the Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary with us and get showered with rewards like 50 Hellfire of Wisdom, 10 Golden Apples, and even a Crystallized Lore! And if that’s not enough, we have daily PU summons featuring 5*Beast Space Ereshkigal and other limited servants that you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy events, and tons of loot! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!
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TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!
Hey gamers,So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.
Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!
I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!
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2024OlympicSMP: Gold Medal for Enderman Long Jump!
shocking results, standout athletes, Olympic surprises, remarkable achievements, record-breaking performancesJoin our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest Olympics ever! Forget about running and swimming, we have competitions like Creeper Dodging, Ender Dragon Taming, and Pig Racing! The gold medalists get to ride a unicorn into battle against the Wither Boss, while the losers have to build a statue of the winner out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the most epic gaming event of the year! -
PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist
so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.
so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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CraftyChat Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the talking stage includes sex! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and mining for love.Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual dating in Minecraft. Will you find your soulmate in a pixelated world? Will you have awkward conversations about your favorite blocks and mobs? The possibilities are endless!
But be warned, things can get steamy on our server. You never know when a simple chat about crafting recipes will turn into something more… intimate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a love-filled adventure unlike any other.
Join us now and experience the talking stage like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so sexy?
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ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft
Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?
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NoTrespassingZone
Are you tired of pesky kids using your property as a cut-through and causing chaos? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge! Build impenetrable fences, set up booby traps, and defend your territory from unruly players. Take matters into your own hands and show those troublemakers who’s boss in the virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that the self-proclaimed mayor and his gang of hooligans are lurking around, ready to cause mayhem. Will you be brave enough to stand up to them and protect your land? Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and plenty of laughs! -
Satellite Scramble Server
So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!