PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

Arena, Backpack, challenge, Competition, Difficulty, ELYTRA, Events, Journey, laughs, Lifestealing, LUCK, Minecraft, Modded, navigation, Peace, PvP, sacrifice, Saintly, Server, Shenanigans, silliness, Skills, smp, Survival, teamwork, Veinminer, withering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3287	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

The Withering Saints Minecraft Server

Overview:

This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.

Events:

Event	Description
Oddly Bad Day	Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty.
Terrible Tuesday	Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving.
Flying Hell Fish Day	Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays.
A Sacrifice for Peace	Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day.
The Calm Before the Storm	Fridays are normal days without events.
A Somber Scent	Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards.
The Fruits of Your Labor	Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday.
Hell Day	If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences.

Server Mods

This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server.
What are the rewards for participating in events?	Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server.
Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server?	It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.

AzurCraft Server – /alg/ #6468

152mm CL gun, 254mm CA gun, 410mm BB gun, Admiral Nakhimov, alg, Alsace Memory, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, Baker of Heart into Sweets, Bayard, Centaur augments, CN Tierlist, Daisen, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, F8F Float Plane, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hai Tien skin, Halford, La-9 Fighter, leipzig, Lore, Napoli, Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun, PR Research Data, PR7 gear, pvp guide, Scylla ASMR, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, VIT-2 alt, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	1499	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	8413	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to bake your heart into sweets like Hai Tien, sail the seas with Admiral Nakhimov and Napoli, and battle it out with the outrageous gear like the La-9 Fighter and F8F Float Plane. But that’s not all, we also have ASMR sessions with Scylla and Golden Hind, and even a Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun for all you adventure seekers out there. Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose it when the game updates – and trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crops Grown:	4542

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/top-3-servidores-para-minecraft-bedrock/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Farms Harvested:	932
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5776
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8915
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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