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CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	205	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3034
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Items Found:	6268
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1897
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	918100
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ores Mined:	2604

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6294	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1104	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9921
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!