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BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

bodily function, bodily release, burp, BurpCraft, burping sensation, Defrag, digestion, digestion aid, dining experience, Etiquette, feeling, gastrointestinal health, good burp, hdd defragmentation, Manners, Meal, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, polite behavior, Relief, satisfaction, social norms, stomach comfort

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ores Mined:	9110	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	8417
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

Pixelverse Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Avatar, dc comics, Disney, Doctor Who, FANTASY, fictional universe, game of thrones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, lord of the rings, Marvel, Minecraft, Narnia, Percy Jackson, Pixelverse, Sci Fi, Server, Star trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, the matrix, Twilight

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Bedtime Wizards

bedtime, wizards

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!

Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server

Army, Combat, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Gaza resolution, general, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military preparedness, Minecraft, northern offensive, regional tension, SECURITY, Server, strategy, terrorist organization, threat

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Our Minecraft server is like a war zone, but with creepers instead of actual bombs! Join us as we prepare for a northern offensive against the evil forces of Herobrine and his army of zombie pigmen. Our fearless general is ready to lead us to victory, but first, we gotta deal with those pesky skeletons in Gaza. So grab your pickaxes and swords, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss on the battlefield of blocks! Join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a llama into battle. Let’s do this, gamers!