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PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Votes:	8116	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	4470	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	144
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crops Grown:	7457
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Alien Abductions:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Crops Grown:	3768	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Towns Built:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!