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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3552 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 354 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama whispering, so you know you’ll always be in good hands. Need a break from mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a stack of emeralds as your ticket to the coolest party in town.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (hopefully not by a creeper). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server anywhere else. Welcome to the land of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!