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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3848 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 255 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
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