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  • Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server

    Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1787
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5070 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

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    Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

    Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • โค๏ธ POPPYPLAYTIME โค๏ธ Minecraft server

    โค๏ธ POPPYPLAYTIME โค๏ธ Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8618
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 581 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Zombie Dances: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

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    The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    95.216.92.87:25676

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 425
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 978009
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Votes: 2037
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

    Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

    Explore Room #491 – Aika Village Edition, where the ghosts of lost gamers roam and the glitches are more than just a bug in the system. Visit our exeg/arbage Site & Archive for a collection of the spookiest stories and urban legends.

    But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

    Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

    So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • River Shire

    River Shire
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3000
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

    Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

    Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

    Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

    mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dreamscape Minecraft Server

    Dreamscape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 335
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 174 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Alien Abductions: 1
    Potions Brewed: 187 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Magic Items Found: 3203 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

    So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

    Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6590
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Animals Bred: 149
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchantments Applied: 233
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 724192 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

    And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

    But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

    SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7040
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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