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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8622
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4322
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	310
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!