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PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Votes:	5816	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	9184
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7055
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mines Excavated:	4701
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	88
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	685	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!