Onofre Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty20XX

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Votes:	2415
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	2953
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?