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SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	3432
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	1910	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	163
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun

Head Wrap Craft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	7453	Evil Twin Fights:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6126

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB
Server Location	Germany
World Border	5k by 5k

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
AFK Display
Armor Statues
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Track Raw Statistics
Wandering Trades

Community Details

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:

https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

FAQ

Q: What kind of server rules do you have?

A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5306	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	551133
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	5870

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8762
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	65	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

CraftyMomDisinvite

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	159
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	7489	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where we embrace all hobbies, even the ones that involve collecting spiders!

Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).

But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.

Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

TimeTravel20 Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest time-traveling fantasies! Imagine waking up in 1950 with a suitcase full of cash and the whole world at your fingertips. Will you become a wealthy business tycoon, a smooth-talking con artist, or maybe even a time-traveling superhero?

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating the 1950s with all the modern knowledge you possess. Build your own empire, make shady deals with the mafia, or even try to prevent historical disasters from happening. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and start your epic adventure through time and money! Who knows, you might even become the richest person in history…or accidentally start World War III. The choice is yours!