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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7026 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2582 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!