| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9054 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3607 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3032 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9387 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8036 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3419 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Farms Harvested: | 371 | Enchantments Applied: | 83 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 5289 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
