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Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1697
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	732
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Alien Abductions:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4105	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	5522
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	467
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crops Grown:	6983	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Votes:	9972
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	114
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!