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HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Zombie Dances:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	6971	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1894	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1817	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	558620	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3010
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

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Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!