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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1443 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!