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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8660 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!
Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player from the United Kingdom. He started his competitive gaming career in 2015 and has since played for 
