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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1613 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 278669 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!