Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	137525	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2650	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

CraftyObsession

beauty standards, body image, cancel culture, celebrity culture, consumerism, CraftyObsession, fast fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), health fads, instant gratification, materialism, online dating, perfectionism, Political Correctness, reality tv, self-promotion, selfies, social media, technology addiction, Validation from others., workaholism

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft2020

brexit, Centrist, CONSERVATIVE, EuroCraft2020, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, left wing, opposition leader, political stance, poll, progressive, public opinion, Starmer, survey, trump, uk, united states, voters

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Animals Bred:	51
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

Kamala’s Bug Adventure

Adventure, biology, bug, discovery, entomology, French Polynesia, Honor, insect, insect biology, insect discovery, insect honor, insect naming, insect species, insect taxonomy, kamala harris, Kamalas, Naming, new species, Pseudoloxops kamalaharrisae, Science, species, taxonomy, vice president

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	167	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got bugs named after famous peeps like Kamala Harris! Imagine playing with bugs that are like, “Hey, I’m Kamala Harrisae, nice to meet ya!” It’s like having a VIP bug squad in your world, how lit is that? So come on and join us, we got bugs and blocks waiting for ya!

Lilypad Eggs

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, Active, Building-focused, Community, eggs, EU, HermitCraft-esc, java, lilypad, Lilypad Eggs, Modded, new, proximity chat, Safe, shopping district, Small, smp, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. If you want to socialize, make friends and play Minecraft, this is the server for you!

Mods Used:

Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. We are centered around building and have just started making our shopping district.

We have a community of around 30 people to keep the server fun and active! If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to apply here.

The server has been open for almost a week and we hope to see you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out the application form linked above.
What are the server rules?	Respect others, no griefing, and have fun!
Are there staff members available?	Yes, we have a dedicated team of staff members to help you.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, feel free to suggest new mods to the staff.

ZenithCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, accusations, accusing, Attention, attention seeking, Boost, Claims, Copying, dopamine boost, false, false claims, front page stream, Harassment, Party, pity party, praise, Problem, Stream, twitch, VT, xitter, ZenithCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	5231
Buildings Constructed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

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