| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 404 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7678 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1515 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4985 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5182 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Emeralds Found: | 5867 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4054 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2961 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7294 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 556 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5140 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8474 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
