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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!