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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6547 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7977 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
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