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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4927 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!