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AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	278	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1732	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7644	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8008

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!