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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Potions Brewed:	88
Mines Excavated:	3505	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ores Mined:	6478
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	3098
Buildings Constructed:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	355	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!