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Crafty AFK Adventures

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky femoids and their shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs and chaos! Our server is filled with hilarious female NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. From building giant pink houses to organizing elaborate tea parties, you never know what these femoids will do next! Join now for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	610	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1558	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6615
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!