| Players: |
97/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
37 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
20 |
| New Chunks Explored: |
576973 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: |
1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: |
1 |
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if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.
so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!
