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Pixel Pervs R Us

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9347

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

PixelatedPleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	7860	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	7948
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

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PixelatedPervs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	519374
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	8675

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BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Crops Grown:	4744
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

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ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

OneDev server Minecraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	5849
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

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Classic Prison

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3467	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Server Information	Details
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features	Description
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events	Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine.
Non-P2W	Fair balance for all players, limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available.

Activities & Progression: – Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. – Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. – Commissary: Sell special items for extra money. – Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. – Guards: Coming soon for added challenge. – So Much More: Explore the server to discover more.

For more details, visit our website or join our community on Discord.

Cinematic Trailer: Watch here

This server is perfect for players wanting a mix of classic prison gameplay with modern updates.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, connect to the IP dnmc.net on port 19132 using the Bedrock version.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

The server has limited benefits for donators to maintain a fair balance for all players.

3. Can I earn rewards through PvP events?

Yes, you can participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine to earn rewards.

4. Are there activities other than the classic prison gameplay?

Yes, there are additional activities like fishing, quests, and managing cells for progression.

5. Is the server community active and welcoming?

Yes, you can join our Discord community to interact with other players and stay updated on server news and events.

Epic Crafted Land 1.20.1

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.

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Crazy Pixel PVP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	182	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2153	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

CraftyGoals2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	543907
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	118	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old goals like getting fit or saving money? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your goal for 2025 is to become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about real life ambitions, all you need to worry about is growing the biggest, baddest potatoes in all of Minecraft land.

Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?

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PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	4382	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!