Online Pornography MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pervs R Us

PIXEL, research, impulsive behavior, internet, ENGAGEMENT

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, internet addiction, recovery journey, technology dependence, self-control

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

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PixelatedPleasure Minecraft SMP

gaming addiction awareness, Video Game (Industry), porn addiction, digital addiction, online gaming

Are you tired of being bombarded with pixelated porn in every corner of the gaming world? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky horny men trying to ruin your gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!

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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

adult films, pornographic material, Porn machine, sexual content, adult industry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

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PixelatedPervs

online generation, internet culture, soft core porn, online content, online experiences

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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CraftyCook Minecraft Server

Chef, foodie, kitchen, Cooking, main course

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

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BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

setting boundaries, Server, Self Respect, self esteem, self-control

Tired of getting griefed by noobs who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll to teach them a lesson they won’t forget! We have a special “Troll Patrol” team dedicated to pranking the pranksters and keeping the peace in our wacky world. So if you’re ready to show those boundary-pushers who’s boss, come join us for some epic trolling adventures!

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AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

moments of silence, awkwardness in communication, Share, uncomfortable situations, social awkwardness

Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!

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NATO Troops in Ukraine Minecraft Server

ukraine conflict, geopolitical tensions, military intervention, Troops, nato

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of real life like nato troops in ukraine! our server is so lit that u will forget all about those growing dangers and just have a blast building and surviving with ur friends. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential conflicts that may arise. so come join us now and let’s minecraft our way to safety and fun!

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DdayTVwithRishi

scheduling conflict, recording, media coverage, political figure, UK politics

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have rishi sunak apologizing for leaving d-day events early to play with us!!! he was sooo into it that he forgot all about his tv interview, that’s how lit our server is 🔥🔥🔥 we even have a special event where you can reenact d-day with rishi himself, he’ll be the first one charging into battle with a diamond sword in hand 😂😂 don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now for all the chaos and fun!

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