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Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP
Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course). -
Chili Threads Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and chili threads! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being raided by mobs, players, and maybe even a rogue band of chili enthusiasts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a spicy good time! -
Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.
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CraftyTrollzHKJournoBan
so, dis server is like da wikipedia of minecraft servers, but witout da bans and stuff. u can troll all u want, doxx ur enemies, and intimidate ur friends. we got journalists from hong kong playin on dis server, so u know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. come join da fun, u won’t regret it (or maybe u will, who knows? lol). -
Lukewarm Owner’s Shutdown Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, lukewarm center-right Minecraft servers shutting down for ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our owner is definitely not lukewarm center-right, so you can rest assured that you’re in for a wild and unpredictable experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what all the hype is about!