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Bank Chase Minecraft SMP Glitch Fails Loss Porn

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	2094	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

CraftyCreeper Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds worth over $250 in real life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical savings account that will give you $0 in savings every time you log in! But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive 500 LINK coins that you can use to buy ridiculous items like flying pigs and exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Ride or Die Craft

Craft, Die, Ride

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Emeralds Found:	6182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	5849

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6449	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8583
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchantments Applied:	265
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!