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DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	8908	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	5885	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!