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Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6446
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4973	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

elysi.su

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	197	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	2559	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	800783
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crops Grown:	4004

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!