Onisions Minecraft Servers

Onisions Minecraft Servers

  • Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

    Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7991
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ores Mined: 3694
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6562
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7675

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

    Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

    So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    HateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6498
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Potions Brewed: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LockOutLootOut

    LockOutLootOut
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1959
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

    Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

    Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

    Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

    AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6345
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

    Repost Her Content Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3001
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2309
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

    SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 817
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 79
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyTalkCraft

    BabyTalkCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8053
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

    We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebLife Minecraft SMP

    CelebLife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8675
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Potions Brewed: 162 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Emeralds Found: 5066 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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