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MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	179
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

Alpha, Apathy, autists, Beta, blocky, categorization, Clingy, Copium, Crisis, Deltas, Gamma, Human Behavior, Identity, Job, Needy, normies, omega, personality types, schizos, SELF AWARENESS, sigma, social hierarchy, socialise

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6868
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

Admiration, alluring grace, angelic appearance, attractive, Babes, Beautiful, beauty, blocky, Breathtaking, Builds, Captivating, divine beauty, elegant charm, Enchanting, Gorgeous, Lovely, lovely lady, mesmerizing, pretty woman, radiant beauty., striking features, Stunning, Wonder

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

Admiration, affirming words, appreciation, beautiful soul, CompliCraft, compliments, CREEPERS, empowering words, encouragement, genuine compliments, heartfelt praise, kindhearted words, Kindness, love, Nice, positivity, spreading positivity, supportive words, sweet words, Thoughtful gestures, uplifting words, warm compliments, words of affirmation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	2012

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

Adventure, colombia, Colombians, Crafty, Cultural differences, Curiosity, date, DATING, EXCITEMENT, Exotic, Foreign, Intimacy, Latin America, latina, Latinas, love, Lust, multicultural, Passion, relationship, romance, sex, spicy, Steamy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

1. I knew it, CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

billionaires, census, Crafty, ethnic wealth distribution, financial disparity, Jewish ancestry, Jewish billionaires, Jewish community, Jewish population, Jews, Kraziness, Kremlin, Minority representation, Overrepresentation, Population, russia, Russia billionaires, Russian billionaires, Russian economy, Russian population, social inequality, wealth, wealth gap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Anonymity, blocky, Board, Communication, Community, Curiosity, discussion, female, femanon, forum, History, Identity, Interaction, internet, Memory, ONLINE, past, query, question.., sea, SeaFemanons, Southeast Asia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	427	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Anon’s Server: No. 917219015 LOLz

Anons, Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	908	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a pet dragon feature where you can ride around on a fire-breathing beast and terrorize your enemies? Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

TwiceCraft: Pick your bias & build your way to the top!

BIAS, BUILD, dancer, Entertainment, Fandom, favorite member, girl group, instagram, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, K-pop idol, karina, Music, Performance, Pick, Reel, Singer, south korea, TALENTED, Top, TWICE.., TwiceCraft, Video, Visual

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ores Mined:	9009
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers on this server are known for their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.

Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!