Onion News Network – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TheosisMC

auction house, Bases, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, Economy, Farms, Grief Protection, Hardcore, killing monsters, Land claiming, looting chests, monster spawner, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect bases and farms
Custom Items	The Crowbar and the Soup of Life for unique gameplay options
Non-pay-to-win	No competitive advantage for donators, only cosmetic perks

FAQ

How do I join TheosisMC server?

Simply input the server address: play.theosismc.com

Are there in-game shops for buying and selling items?

No, the economy is player-driven, with a trade system and auction house.

How can I protect my base from griefing?

Use the land claiming system to protect your land from other players.

What are the custom items available on the server?

The Crowbar and the Soup of Life, which provide unique gameplay options.

Is TheosisMC a pay-to-win server?

No, the server is non-pay-to-win with only cosmetic perks for donators.

LNs & Anime Adaptations 1.20.6

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of LN-inspired madness!

We’ve got pixelated waifus and husbandos roaming around, ready to be your virtual companions.

Build your own LN-inspired world and fight off creepers with the power of friendship and love!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic LN battles and drama-filled storylines in our server?

Join now and experience a whole new level of otaku insanity in Minecraft!

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UniRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dorm life, emotional well being, family dynamics, Family Support, household rules, Minecraft, personal belongings, personal space, privacy, Respect, room sharing, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, temporary living situation, Understanding, Uní, UniRoomie, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the personal space you’ve always dreamed of! Just like this player who took over their sister’s room while she was away at university, you can claim your own territory and make it your own.

Imagine having a whole room to yourself, where you can build your own fortress, mine for diamonds in peace, and maybe even watch movies on your virtual laptop. Who needs to share a room with a messy sibling when you can have your own space to rule?

Join our server now and experience the joy of having your own private oasis in the world of Minecraft. And don’t worry, if anyone gives you grief about it, just tell them you’re following the example of our fearless room-stealing player. It’s not a violation, it’s a revolution in personal space management!

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DoggoDrama911

boundary setting, canine aggression, dog behavior, dog control, dog training, DoggoDrama911, neighbor issues, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood dynamics, off-leash training, pet behavior, pet ownership, privacy, property boundaries, property rights, Rottweiler, rural living, Safety concerns, self defense, uncomfortable situations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from crazy neighbors and unwanted drama!

Join our server and experience a world where your only worry is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle. No nosy neighbors invading your space, just you and your trusty dogs roaming freely in a land of endless possibilities.

Forget about feeling uncomfortable in your own backyard, on our server you can build and play in peace without any unwanted visitors. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just unleash your virtual rottie named Bella to protect you!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, relax, and have fun without any crazy neighbors causing trouble. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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TVShowFunnies Minecraft SMP

best tv shows, binge-worthy shows, comedic actors, comedy series, comedy tv shows, Entertainment, favorite TV shows., Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny tv shows, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Minecraft, must-watch tv shows, popular tv shows, sitcoms, smp, television, top tv shows, TV series, TVShowFunnies

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can juggle, and pigs that can fly (literally, we installed a mod for that). And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night, it’s lit AF!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who give out quests for you to complete, like finding the rarest block in the game or building a giant statue of a potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by the ancient gods of Minecraft themselves.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestMinecraftSMPever #PotatoStatueFTW #DolphinQuestsAreLife

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RedstoneRomance

arousal, attraction, biggest turn on, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, Obsession, Passion, Pleasure, RedstoneRomance, seduction, Sensuality, sexual desire, stimulation, turn on

Are you turned on by the thought of exploring a Minecraft world where pigs can fly and creepers dance to disco music? Then you need to join our server ASAP! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of parkour. So if you want to get turned on by the craziest Minecraft experience ever, come join us now!

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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, colombia, ColombiaCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic resolution, economic agreement, foreign policy, import/export, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, negotiations, political agreement, sanctions, Server, south america, Tariffs, Trade, trade deal, trade dispute, trade war, united states, US

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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HolyCraft: Pope’s Plea

anti-hate, antisemitism, discrimination, education, eradication, global responsibility, historical tragedy, Holocaust, Holycraft, Horror, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, Never forget, Peace, PLEA, pope francis, POPES, religious leader, Remembrance, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, Unity

join our epic minecraft server where pope francis himself is the leader and he is on a mission to eradicate antisemitism in the virtual world! he will smite any player who dares to spread hate speech or discrimination.

we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.

come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!

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Ghosting Harassment Hub

aggressive communication, assertive communication, communication boundaries, communication in relationships, communication in the workplace, communication norms, communication skills, communication strategies, communication styles, communication techniques, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, fuzzy area, ghosting, Harassment, Hub, interpersonal communication, passive communication, professional communication, proper communication, workplace communication

so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

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Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym

antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, antimicrobial agents, bacterial evolution, bacterial pathogens, Beta, drug development, drug resistance, Exploitation, FITNESS, fitness cost, gene expression, genetic mutations, gym, Healthcare, infectious diseases, Lactamase, Medical research, Metallo, metallo-β-lactamase, microbial infections, Molecular biology, overcoming resistance, pathogenic bacteria, treatment strategies

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.

come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!

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