onii-chan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2429	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

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As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	192	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3209	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	7646
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3932	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.