u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.
you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.
come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?
| Server Type | Modded PVP server |
|---|---|
| Features | Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods |
| Focus | Swordplay and teamwork |
| Group Size | Small group of players |
| Joining Info | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join. |
| What mods are included in the server? | We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience. |
| How long will the server be active? | The server will be active for the next 3 months. |
| What is the server’s focus? | The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat. |
| Can I join solo or do I need a group? | You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!