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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!
