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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Love Letters Sent:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ores Mined:	4482	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5658	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2505	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	3296	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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