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BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

Allowed, Ban, blockybattles, diplomatic relations, economic impact, embargo, energy exports, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global shipping, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil trade, political tensions, Ports, russia, Russian, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tankers, trade restrictions, uae

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	508624
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Animals Bred:	171	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

animal studies, chemical exposure, Chronic illness, early life exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, gut microbiome, GutDisruptors, health implications, health risks, long-term effects, metabolic disease, Mice, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, preventive measures, public health, research findings, researchers, scientific study, toxic substances

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4407	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	9264	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

ReFresh SMP

Community, Custom Player Models, data, Discord, Experience, Friendly, Grief, IP change, Join, Lgbtqia, minecraft servers, Mods, non whitelist, Protection, ReFresh SMP, simple voice chat, Survival, unclaimed land, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the MinecraftServers.org page for ReFresh SMP. ReFresh SMP is a non-whitelist, mostly vanilla Survival 1.21 Minecraft Server.

This server is LGBTQIA+ friendly! Join the Discord for the best experience! ————————- On this server, unclaimed land is free game. Claim your land to protect it from grief.

Be sure to look into installing the recommended mods! Custom Player Models, and Simple Voice Chat.

(Minecraft Server IP may change, no data lost, join the Discord for immediate updates about the IP)

97.136.75.126

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8397
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Enchantments Applied:	204	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Void Armor Forged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.