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F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6404	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!