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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9361 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4857 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!