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Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1744	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	6187	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2424	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

GerudoCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist my fabulous cosplay skills! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	9801
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to show off your fabulous Gerudo Link cosplay! Join us and strut your stuff in style as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Who needs diamonds when you have a killer outfit like that? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of cosplay and might even give you a special prize if you defeat it while dressed as Gerudo Link. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fashionista shine!

Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	586	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).