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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4410 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
