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Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	4353	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	1872
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3151	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	432	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4924
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2560
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7844

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2556	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!