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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3522 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!